Today, I am going to tell everyone some blonde jokes. Now, Blondes don't be offended by this, I mean after all I am a blonde too!!
How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday? Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?
Tell them on Wednesday!! They don't know the route!!
On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.
The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"
"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."
After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"
I think that these are too short lol, there are a lot of blonde jokes out there that make a better statement, and make you laugh more. I like these ones too though!
ReplyDeleteOh my goodness Anna I forgot to send you the link to the other jokes! These ones were pretty funny though!
ReplyDeleteNice jokes
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