Jokes!!

For today, I am going to share with you some short jokes. Some people may think these are dumb but I believe that the dumbest jokes are actually the funniest!!!

Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
       Duhh!!!!     (Think about it)


What did the lawyer name his daughter??
              Sue!!

Some people may think these are dumb, but I think they are pretty funny!!

I am thankful for...

I am thankful to live in the United States and have the life I have. I have a very supportive family and a brother who is actually nice to me. Another thing I am thankful for is all of my close family members, like my grandparents, that are still living and I get to spend time with them. Many people do not have the chance to do that! Another thing I am thankful for is that I have such amazing friends, who I have been friends with since I was very young! Also, I am grateful for the soldiers who are fighting for our country!!!

Funny vs. Dumb

So I know for a fact people like jokes!! There are many different kinds of jokes.

This is a funny one!                                                                  This is a dumb one!

A kid was crying outside his house.                            What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A passer by asked: Why are you crying?                                  Nothing, they just waved,
Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
Passer by: Who is your father?
Kid: That is what the fight is about!                       
                                                                                  
                                                                             Sometimes the dumb jokes are the funniest.
Haha now isn't that a funny joke!!