More jokes!!

Well, today i decided to do some jokes pictures!! So here they are!

 Some maybe dumb to you! But again, sometimes funniest are the dumbest.

  How do crazy people

     go through the forest?

      They use the psycho path.     
Why did the policeman go to the baseball game.                                                                          He heard someone stole a base.

Why did the book

               join the police.                 

       He wanted to go undercover!!

Stupid Jokes

Today, I am going to share some stupid jokes with you. Im not going to lie some people like these jokes. I, on the other hand, do not like these. I find them to be dumb.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?                                What’s the capital of Arkansas?
 Because the students were so bright.                                                      A.

Why was the math book sad?                                Why did the 25-watt bulb flunk out of school?
It had too many problems.                                                  He wasn’t very bright.

Blonde Jokes!!

Today, I am going to tell everyone some blonde jokes. Now, Blondes don't be offended by this, I mean after all I am a blonde too!!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday?                     Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?


Tell them on Wednesday!!                                                        They don't know the route!!


On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

Jokes!!

For today, I am going to share with you some short jokes. Some people may think these are dumb but I believe that the dumbest jokes are actually the funniest!!!

Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
       Duhh!!!!     (Think about it)


What did the lawyer name his daughter??
              Sue!!

Some people may think these are dumb, but I think they are pretty funny!!

I am thankful for...

I am thankful to live in the United States and have the life I have. I have a very supportive family and a brother who is actually nice to me. Another thing I am thankful for is all of my close family members, like my grandparents, that are still living and I get to spend time with them. Many people do not have the chance to do that! Another thing I am thankful for is that I have such amazing friends, who I have been friends with since I was very young! Also, I am grateful for the soldiers who are fighting for our country!!!

Funny vs. Dumb

So I know for a fact people like jokes!! There are many different kinds of jokes.

This is a funny one!                                                                  This is a dumb one!

A kid was crying outside his house.                            What did one ocean say to the other ocean?
A passer by asked: Why are you crying?                                  Nothing, they just waved,
Kid: My parents are fighting inside the house.
Passer by: Who is your father?
Kid: That is what the fight is about!                       
                                                                                  
                                                                             Sometimes the dumb jokes are the funniest.
Haha now isn't that a funny joke!!