Weird Questions

Here are some more weird questions. Sometimes these things make you wonder, don't they?

• Can you cry under water?
• Do fish ever get thirsty?
• Can you get cornered in a round room?
• Do you wake up or open your eyes first?
• If you are asked to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth and your the main witness, what if you say "no"?
  

Random Questions!

So today, I am going to ask you some random questions that will make you laugh and think! Here you go!!!

Why is abbreviation such a long word?!


What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?


Why doesn't McDonald's sell Hot dogs?


Do they bury people with their braces on?


What does PU stand for  (as in "PU, that stinks?")?


Why do people say "heads up" when you should duck?


Why do British people never sound British when they sing?


Can you "stare off into space" when you're in space?

Christmas Break

Over Christmas Break, I hung out with my family.  The break was a lot of fun. I'm glad I could sleep in. I also went to 5 movies. I went to We bought a zoo, New Years Eve, Friends with Benefits (Don't watch this with your mom and brother), The Hangover 2 and The Help. Also I had basketball practices, which weren't the best. I also got to hang out with friends, which was super fun! My cousins came down for Christmas and we hung out with them for a couple days. So mostly over Christmas Break I hung out with family and friends.

More jokes!!

Well, today i decided to do some jokes pictures!! So here they are!

 Some maybe dumb to you! But again, sometimes funniest are the dumbest.

  How do crazy people

     go through the forest?

      They use the psycho path.     
Why did the policeman go to the baseball game.                                                                          He heard someone stole a base.

Why did the book

               join the police.                 

       He wanted to go undercover!!

Stupid Jokes

Today, I am going to share some stupid jokes with you. Im not going to lie some people like these jokes. I, on the other hand, do not like these. I find them to be dumb.

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses?                                What’s the capital of Arkansas?
 Because the students were so bright.                                                      A.

Why was the math book sad?                                Why did the 25-watt bulb flunk out of school?
It had too many problems.                                                  He wasn’t very bright.

Blonde Jokes!!

Today, I am going to tell everyone some blonde jokes. Now, Blondes don't be offended by this, I mean after all I am a blonde too!!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Sunday?                     Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?


Tell them on Wednesday!!                                                        They don't know the route!!


On the first day of training for parachute jumping, a blonde listened intently to the instructor. He told them to start preparing for landing when they are at 300 feet.

The blonde asked, "How am I supposed to know when I'm at 300 feet?"

"That's a good question. When you get to 300 feet, you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."

After pondering his answer, she asked, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"

Jokes!!

For today, I am going to share with you some short jokes. Some people may think these are dumb but I believe that the dumbest jokes are actually the funniest!!!

Why do you always find things in the last place you look?
       Duhh!!!!     (Think about it)


What did the lawyer name his daughter??
              Sue!!

Some people may think these are dumb, but I think they are pretty funny!!